My cart was stolen today. My entire WORLD was in there. Now I am left with nothing but the clothes on my back.
I really hate people.
I got vomited on my a drunk girl last night.
Fucking woke me up.
Can I have some change?
Like my new icon?
A couple weeks ago I was sitting outside of a restrant with some of my hobo frends.
This cute girl showed up on her bike and then went in and got some food.
when she came out she gave me some french fries.
I proposed to her.
Still waiting to hear back.
Wish me luck.
Today I rode the bus.
I had found a tube of neosporin and I put it all over my fingers so i wouldnt get infected.
i also found a lighter and I kept taking it out of my jacket, lighting it, and putting it back in.
i think the other bus riders thought i was going to burn the piece of paper i was holding.
Oh, and on my way off the bus i touched everything with my greasy neosporin fingers. THEY WILL PROBABLY THINK ITS JIZZ@!
Hi. I am poor and would really like a quarter. If not that please give me a livejournal paid account or more icons.
I really like teh internet cafe because of all the young girls that come in here and drink their fancy coffee. If they could see me just once without all this filth and grime, they would be mine.